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Joke of the Day
"Quit smoking is so easy I quit at least a thousand times already Edited :D"
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"A Ginger's skin goes... ""YOU... SHALL NOT... TAAAANNN!!"""
"Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!"
"There's safety in numbers. Unless there's 6,000,000 of you. And you're all Jews."
"Me: Damn dog is under the covers again! Wife: No she's not. She's next to the bed. Me: Oh. Wife: ... Me: Might be time to shave your legs."
"the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley it keeps jamming"
"My doctor said I shouldn't hug people, admittedly it was 10 years ago when I had the flu but I still use that one."
"A woman stands on a boardwalk... She notices a man below looking up her dress. ""You, sir, are no gentleman!"" ""And you, lady, are no blonde!"""
"How to avoid clickbait Not like this"
"Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad.."