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Joke of the Day
"Tifu by farting in my girlfriend's face It was a shitty thing to do."
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"My girlfriend said that I should use the term 'make love' instead of 'fuck.' What the make love is she talking about?"
"So, we're doing race jokes: What do you call it when 5 white people have sex? A family reunion"
"Girlfriend asking her Boyfriend about her looks Girlfriend: ""Am I pretty or ugly?"" Boyfriend: ""You're both."" Girlfriend: ""What do you mean?"" Boyfriend: ""You're pretty ugly."""
"My wife and i lost 150 pounds combined! Shes much prettier without those other 149 weighing her down"
"The Washington Redskins are very sensitive to concerns and have decided to change their name... ...to the DC Darkies."
"What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy? A C-cucumber."
"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."
"What is a dog's favorite camp sport? Woofleball"
"Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone."