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Joke of the Day
"Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Me: YES HELLO DO BEES SLEEP AT NIGHT?"
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"What is the Blood Alcohol Concentration that makes most people avoid main roads? Backstreets BAC"
"Every fight is a food fight.... .... when you're a cannibal."
"If your building doesn't have an elevator and you don't live on the first floor, we can't date. I'm looking for a relationship, not a gym."
"What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid? Gotta lay off the sea-weed."
"So I was driving Sasha Grey to a porno shoot and I asked her where I should park She said right in the g-spot"
"I'm ready for the cop-buddy film where they actually get along in the beginning but hate each other by the end."
"Africans would remember this Ebola"
"So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""
"Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles"