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Joke of the Day
"*knock knock* Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*."
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"My new French girlfriend hates it when I pull her hair during sex. She says it makes her armpits sore for days."
"Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? She wanted to be a nurse."
"Just heard about the new sex tape with Paul McCartney's daughter and Matthew McConaughey... It's called Interstellar McCartney."
"When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, ""Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."""
"No need to write it down, I've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*"
"At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?"
"When I catch my dog sleeping, I shave dicks into his fur."
"What do you call Bigfoot when he has an attitude? A sass-squatch."
"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"