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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun ? Roamin' Catholic"

"A schooner, a clipper and a junk sail into a bar, All hands lost."

"What superhero consists of only 16 atoms? Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!"

"Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done."

"Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file."

"If I'm ever in a coma unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that fixes the problem."

"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired."

"""Are you there, God? It's me, well, you've probably never heard of me cuz I'm like really underground & shit."" -- Hipster prayer"

"I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!"

"Jim Lehrer is moderating this debate with the skill of an NFL replacement referee."