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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria? He had diplomatic immunity."

"Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you'll have to fix the washing machine yourself with YouTube videos"

"Paris Hilton picked up the new Galaxy Note 7.... That's Hot."

"What's the speed limit for sex? Sixty-eight. At 69 you have to turn around."

"The McRib is back. Because you're getting new underwear for Christmas anyway."

"Save the whales Collect the whole set. seen on a bumper sticker in PDX"

"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? Trick question; the rooster."

"How do you tell if water is true or false? Bring it to a bool."

"What do you call a train when it's eating? A Chew-Chew Train! Side note, I have cheesy jokes for days."

"What is the difference between an epilectic oyster and a whore with diarrhea? One you shuck between fits."