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Joke of the Day
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? Trick question; the rooster."
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"My thoughts are as pure as snow... after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it."
"What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not."
"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks"
"[OC] Kid: I just shat gold Parents: Wow, finally something good came out of you"
"My dog's frightened to walk across shiny floors and won't eat dog food unless I heat it up. I have a feeling he'd be a flop out in nature."
"What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him."
"Pet skunk A buddy of mine has a pet skunk. Sleeps with him and his wife in their bed. I asked about the smell and he said the skunk got used to it, same as he did."
"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"
"Rioters are like school in July. No class."