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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode? Enjoy the silence."
Next Joke
"The best jokes are the ones that cause the audience to groan. So I suppose the best of the best cause constipation."
"Lame joke of the day. Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game? He had tripped a fan."
"What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mother wouldn't wake him until 3."
"What did Shakespeare name his pet pig? Hamlet."
"June was sore. She scolded Ward Cleaver. ""You were awfully hard on the Beaver last night Ward!!"""
"A man is at a job interview Interviewer: it says here you had a 4 year gap in your resume Man: I went to Yale Interviewer: Your hired Man: Wow I finally got a yob"
"Divorce court is like regular court except the judge sentences you to freedom."
"a psychic midget escaped from jail Yes, we have a small medium at large"