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Joke of the Day

"7yo: MOMMA DO YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER GET A 6-PACK OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA BE FAT Me: *slowly shreds Pokemon cards w/out breaking eye contact*"

"Weekend My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend."

"The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of its racist, violence prone, and uncivilized connotations"

"Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom? I'm fast."

"Listening to my coworker cry about her gag reflex not being able to swallow her allergy pills.. All I keep thinking is: Her poor boyfriend.."

"Her: Sir, you account has been hacked. Me: Twitter? Her: No. Your Bank acc. Me: Ooooh Thank God."

"I told my wife about my other wife.... She took it really well, said it was big o' me :)"

"TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion."

"I've drawn a cartoon picture of Mohamed and signed it Kim Jong-un. Let's see where this goes."

"If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you're a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results."