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Joke of the Day
"Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom? I'm fast."
Next Joke
"I watched Mad Max and now I'm riding my dog around my living room using two bananas as guns"
"Did you hear about the guy how lost his whole left side? He's alright now."
"How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience? A Kleenex. That will be all."
"My wife said she wanted to see ""Fifty Shades Of Grey"". So I showed her a picture of her hair."
"What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here?"
"WIFE: look at that couple. He kisses his girl every time he sees her. Why can't you do that ME: I'd love to but I don't know her well enough"
"What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance."
"What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?"
"When someone texts you k', just reply, ""L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z"""