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Joke of the Day
"Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes."
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"Son: Dad, I'm gay. Dad: whatever floats your boat son. Son: what floats your boat dad? Dad: Buoyancy."
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"What did the gay deer say when he left the bar? ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"""
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"Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030... ...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping."