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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Bill Gates get a girlfriend? Because his penis is Microsoft."
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"A man was rushed to the ER with six toy horses up his ass The doctors described his condition as stable."
"I saw the funniest joke on television the other day. It was Hillary Clinton's campaign. I couldn't stop laughing."
"What did the closed can say to the half opened can? YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!"
"Big bad wolf says to LittleRedRidingHood: Ho-ho-ho - I'm going to eat you all up! LittleRedRidingHood says: ""Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone wanna fuck anymore?"""
"Long arm of the law Will have different meaning when Trump becomes president"
"Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby? OB-Gyn Kenobi"
"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."
"My dvd got a scratch... so i used sandpaper to smooth it out"
"How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer? Because she can clean her crack and sell it again"