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Joke of the Day

"Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No we just let them go barefoot."

"How is a photon like an abandoned church? They have no mass."

"Latino soap operas where no one seems to have locks on their doors and people burst in at odd hours demanding the truth"

"On a walk, my son saw a pay phone asked what it was. I made him look it up on his Blackberry."

"I need a new waffle iron. These waffles are still wrinkled."

"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White vans"

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet."

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot"

"TIL that black eyes are hereditary You get them from your father if you drink his last beer."

"Whats the difference between a cricket ball and an Aboriginals pussy? You can eat a cricket ball"