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Joke of the Day
"What kind of room has no walls? A mushroom!"
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"For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being."
"Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."
"I'm trying to find a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing"
"Did you hear about the stationary store? It moved."
"Waking up alone with morning wood is one of the hardest things in life. [NSFW]"
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"
"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"
"'Kyrgyzstan' is what happens when you've already named all the other countries and you have left over letters."
"You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites and so does she."