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Joke of the Day
"What kind of room has no walls? A mushroom!"
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"Q: What's a good place for water-skiing? A: A sloped lake."
"What does a ticket to the 50 Cent concert featuring Nickleback cost? $300 if you ask Ticketmaster"
"What's your best limerick? There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"
"What do dads never forget to include in their ""dad"" jokes? PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave."
"Trump and Cruz are fighting over whose dick is bigger and whose spouse is a bigger whore. Two more contests Hillary will win."
"""McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast"" In unrelated news toilet paper stocks have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work."
"The person who owns Hovis is from my local area. Born and bred."
"If online bullying has taught us anything..... It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight!!"
"[g/friends dad] ""who in your opinion is the greatest football player of all time?"" Me - [say a real name say a real name] ""Football Man"""