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Joke of the Day
"Owls are just nocturnal pug birds"
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"I work as a waiter. The pay isn't great but I put food on the table."
"Jewish pokemon trainer What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
"What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans? ""That's grounds for divorce!"""
"[traffic stop] Officer: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? Me: *backseat full of penguins* Um, I'm guessing the aquarium called?"
"I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape."
"""Here, throw this away for me."" ~ People who hand out leaflets."
"Q: What did the can say to the can opener? A: You make me flip my lid."
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"A little girl asks her mom, ""Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?"" Her mom replies, ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."""