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Joke of the Day
"Owls are just nocturnal pug birds"
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"I found a penny today and it reminded me of my ex...worthless and in everybody's pants."
"""It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve."" -confused homophobe"
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"Took a window fitting course the other day. Smashed it."
"quick poll: why'd you break up with me in high school Alison"
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"My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him."
"Why did the blond snort NutraSweet? She thought it was diet coke."
"How do you pick up a jewish girl? In a dustpan."