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Joke of the Day

"Catch a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish (read the rest as Groucho Marx) and you'll never see him on the weekends."

"Ripped a plug out of the wall by the cord. YOLO"

"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.*"

"What is Anon's favorite coding language? Fortran"

"What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song? I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas"

"What did Jesus say to all the Indians before he left Don't do anything until I get back."

"that awkward moment when you stub your toe and accidentally summon the spirits of a thousand dead feet while you yell and curse"

"Two mexicans are playing Call Of Duty... It was A Juan v. Juan match."

"Trump worked his way up from nothing. He's going to give every American the same 1 million dollars he started with. That's all you need."

"What do your mom and a camel have in common? They both spit."