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Joke of the Day

"Catch a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish (read the rest as Groucho Marx) and you'll never see him on the weekends."

"If Microsoft releases a car... If Microsoft releases a car called Win10 . The same car would fit all size of drivers, from ants to Whales."

"I dropped my phone in the bath. I dropped my phone in the water. I put it in rice to dry out, it works now but i lost all my contacts except for my uncle bens."

"Mom: ""Why are you always on your phone? What's so great about the internet?"" Me: It doesn't constantly ask me questions"

"So Samsung released a new knife! Its brand new cutting-edge technology"

"Hippy walks into a bar The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve free spirits"""

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

"How do you know you've had a really good orgasm? When you have to pull the sheet out of your ass..."

"Guy finds secret trick into heaven... Gods hate him"

"What about a To-Don't List?"