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Joke of the Day

"Roma menstruation Q. What's the best thing about a Gypsy on her period? A. When you finger her you get your palm red for free."

"Why are defense lawyers the best lovers? Because they're great at getting you off."

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."

"Why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9/11"

"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."

"Pilots will get this. RETARD! RETARD!"

"2 sheep are standing on a hill One turns to the other and says ""Baaa!"". The other sheep says ""I was just going to say that""."

"Why did the knight stop fighting after all his limbs had been chopped of? He'd been unarmed and defeated"

"Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry."

"How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up. How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up again."