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Joke of the Day

"I used to hate the square root of -1 but then I realized I was just imagining things."

"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."

"My grocery list tells the story: limes, beer, TP, creamer, donuts, batteries, excedrin, a life."

"advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he's not joe biden"

"I was talking to my Irish mate about Brad Pitt's films, but I could not remember the name of that historical Greek film he was in..... ""Troy."" he said, suddenly. ""I am."" I replied. ""Give me a minute"""

"Q: Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb? A: He couldn't part with it."

"Looks like Subway finally has a good excuse for their footlongs being less than 12 inches Anything under 12 is better for Jared."

"Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found They are trying to find out what period it came from"

"Right now a group of women at a baby shower are simultaneously saying, ""Awwww..."" while some knocked up chick holds up a tiny pair of socks."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he's homophobic."