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Joke of the Day

"I was talking to my Irish mate about Brad Pitt's films, but I could not remember the name of that historical Greek film he was in..... ""Troy."" he said, suddenly. ""I am."" I replied. ""Give me a minute"""

"Why can't any of the seven dwarfs share the same name? Because that could create a pair o' Docs."

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because it ain't murder if they had it comin'!"

"Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is."

"I NEVER WORE EARPLUGS TO CONCERTS WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I TURNED OUT FINE!"

"""Hmm, throw a 'b' in there just to fuck with people."" - the asshole that created the word ""doubt."""

"Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza"

"There is always that one person you want to punch for no reason every-time you see them."

"So here is my 1st ever joke on reddit. Sorry not sorry how did i escape from Iraq? Iran!! Syrisly Yeman! The Struggle Isreal."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... the Welshman's not there because he's still at the Euros."