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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb? A: He couldn't part with it."

"What's the most eco friendly subreddit? /r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage."

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

"Why can't you fart in an apple car? It doesn't have windows."

"What did the mute kid say to his friend"

"So a cannibal passes a priest in the woods."

"What did airport security tell the Dentist? We need to give you a cavity search"

"The animosity between Republicans & Democrats is NOTHING compared to the hatred between Jeffs & Geoffs."

"Hear About the Restaurant on the Moon? Hear about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"I tried a new fragrance today. It's called Tester."