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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb? A: He couldn't part with it."
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"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."
"As a California resident, I know autumn and Christmas are coming only because of the change in the featured Starbucks flavors."
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"Whats a bros favorite mexican food. Carne asuhdude"
"Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
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"What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her."
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"If I had to describe myself in one word... It would be, ""Unable to follow instructions."""