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Joke of the Day
"A Canadian and a Saudi Arabian had a baby... They named it Yasir Youbetcha"
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"I once had to draw Mohammed in pictionary Turns out he was also a known boxer and game night at the mosque was ruined (Not happy with the latter part of this ""joke"". Feel free to make suggestions)"
"What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? The smell."
"Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland? Because they don't like the smell of Derry air."
"Bill Cosby is going to have a new show Women Say the Darndest Things"
"Reddit went down for me... that was the most boring poop ever"
"What was Hitler's favorite breakfast cereal? Reich Crispies."
"I am constantly putting things where they don't belong, like the cereal in the fridge or my keys in the laundry or my faith in other people."
"""This is so wrong,"" I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut"
"[Installing ceiling fan] Me: drill...screwdriver... tape...there finished! Wife on the phone: Is this Bob's fix-it shop? Yeah, he just got done."