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Joke of the Day
"""This is so wrong,"" I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut"
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"I'm sorry I ran over your dog but in my defense I was texting! You're being awfully judgemental for someone who can't even see."
"I'm starting to think my crippled neighbor is gay. I am not sure if I should call him a fruit or a vegetable"
"If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... You have selfie-steam issues."
"How do you become president of Russia? You gotta Put-in the hours"
"""Jimmy, why did you bring your cat to school?"" ""Because my dad said 'When Jimmy leaves for school, that pussy is getting smashed!"" Kind of a lame post, but it's my first on the joke thread :/"
"How did the hipster burn his tounge? He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!"
"I want to get into the porn industry But the competition is really stiff."
"I was having sex with this girl, and she said some other guy's name. I was pissed. Who the fuck is Rape?"
"What critically acclaimed movie did Zeus star in? The Godfather"