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Joke of the Day
"""This is so wrong,"" I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut"
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"Have you heard the joke about the man with no tongue? No? Probably a good thing, it's pretty tasteless."
"Job interview: - Good morning - Good morning - Have you got a twitter account? - Yes - Ok, thanks for your time. We'll get back to you"
"The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg."
"If I was a sick professor giving a lecture... Ibuprofen"
"Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night? The whole thing was a gas."
"(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"
"Who did they cast as the Hulk""s dog? Bark Roofalo"
"Where'd the rabbi stay on business? The L'Hyatt"
"A World War II joke What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial? ""I was just following odors."""