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Joke of the Day

"What did the dinosaur say after the car crash? I'msosaurus"

"What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim"

"Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... And orders a drink or two. Or three. Or four. And then gets into a barfight."

"Me: ""Hello? Yeah hi I'm calling about your commercial where the woman looks really happy cleaning the kitchen, what's her number?"""

"What do you milk you can't see? Pasteurized milk."

"TIFU by changing TIFU's meaning to make a joke. Today I fished (for) up-votes by ( insert made up story )."

"nsfw Was told this by my Italian coworker. Ever hear of an Italian tire? Dego here dego there and when they go flat dego wop wop wop!"

"Why are Fiat cars named as such? Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor."

"Fuck you, Mike's. It's not ""Lemonade for Grownups,"" it's Beer for Babies."

"Sausage and bacon in a frying pan. Sausage says to the bacon: ""It's pretty hot here."" Bacon says: ""Oh my god! A talking sausage !!"""