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"What's a difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, ""Chew, chew, chew!"""
"Oatmeal shouldn't get to have the word ""meal"" in it. How about oatsnack? Or oatbullshit?"
"Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts? Inward"
"Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt."
"That hot person you've been flirting with over the internet has one normal arm and one shrivelled T. rex arm."
"A man walks into a bar... The bartender says, 'I am fucking done with all these jokes!'."
"They say there are no stupid questions, but in every meeting there is one person who tries to prove this incorrect."
"I can't think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates."
"Do you know hwat I do when im sad? Me neither - I'm depressed."