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Joke of the Day
"Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*"
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"""So how was your date?"" I talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much ""That wasn't a good idea"" Yeah well, hindsight is 1"
"This may sound racist but all black luggage looks the same."
"My signature sex move is flirting like a pornstar then getting awkward as fcuk once it looks like something could actually happen."
"Aww I'm sorry you're mad the world doesn't revolve around you. Here...let me pour you a nice, tall glass of Get Over It."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 was a Registered Sex Offender."
"My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....I think he meant well."
"Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!"
"Why did the Reddit cross the line?"
"How do you sink a French battleship? Put it in water."