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Joke of the Day
"Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*"
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"All I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."
"When you ask if I want fries or salad, I'll pretend it's a tough choice and we'll enjoy a genial laugh before you bring me more ketchup."
"Pac Man is my favourite video game about my life. It keeps getting harder and I can't stop eating everything in sight."
"""At some point"" is my favorite time to meet up with people."
"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"
"Things I haven't seen in a while: 1) the 2yo I'm babysitting today 2) a man 3) my waist-line 4) my imaginary goat, Bill 5) my sanity"
"What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? Overcome"
"A peeping tom fell out if a tree, where did he end up? In the ICU"
"What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat? Uncle Bens rice."