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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monkey sitting on a lions back? The most animalistic way to ride a pussy"
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"Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night? My Roku."
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"How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?"