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Joke of the Day
"2 Asian's walk into a bar, Barman asks why the same face!"
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"What did the watermelon say to the honeydew? ""I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."""
"Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared... I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*"
"A group of crows plan a meet up... it was a premeditated murder."
"What do you call a king with a weed addiction? Your royal highness."
"I'm no longer with a girl because she lied about her weight. She died in a bungee jumping accident."
"i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp"
"I'm just a girl, standing in my kitchen, forgetting what I came in here for."
"What did constipated Yoda say to his fecal impaction? ""I shit you not."""
"As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing."