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Joke of the Day
"Who you must not greet on a plane? HI Jack!"
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"i hate the outside *invents houses* i kinda miss it now *invents windows*"
"I never understood what liking large asses had to do with being fallacious, but who am I to question the genius of a knighted rapper."
"So two men walked into a bar... The third one ducked."
"How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay."
"""Oh, beautiful. Just perfect. I wonder if I'll be able to control myself... aaaand they're gone."" - Me with Thin Mints, and women."
"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In knotsies. (The unfollow button is only a click away)"
"What is the difference between a cult and a religion? Popularity."
"A man streaked passed two old women in the park... the first one had a stroke; the other missed"
"learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument"