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Joke of the Day

"Who you must not greet on a plane? HI Jack!"

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"Until you've thrown up peanut butter and jelly onto an 8 year old at the beach on a Sunday, don't talk to me about your ""drinking problems."""
"Kinda hard to feel sorry for myself when there's people out there who wax our private areas for a living."
"What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an erection? a broken nose."
"Yo momma so fat The U.N sends her a strongly worded letter for occupying too much space."
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."
"I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission"
"Straight Outta Compton Spoiler Eazy-E dies"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... Because they always take things literally."
"how big is Jared fogel's sex drive? bout 5.6TB"