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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party."

"What's the difference between Polio and 9/11? The government actually wanted to stop Polio."

"One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."

"Why did god invent whiskey? (x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world"

"If kryptonite is Superman's only weakness, what is Supperman's only weakness? Leftovernite"

"Green tea reduces weight* *Only if you go and pick the leaves from the mountains yourself."

"I like my rape jokes how I like my rape victims... Not taken seriously."

"Don't tell me you're fat because obesity runs in your family... Not a damn thing has ever run in your family."

"A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets & no customers"

"ad for a wife A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""