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Joke of the Day
"Why do pirates have trouble walking? Arrrr-thritis"
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"This guy poured his box of raisinets directly into his bag of popcorn at the movie counter. After my initial shock I bowed to him."
"Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!"
"Things in common When does atheism become synonymous with running? A: When you draw Mohamad. Edit: Reworded it to make sense."
"*Arrives to save damsel in distress* Me: ""Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your--"" Rapunzel: ""I have a boyfriend."" Dragon flying by: ""BURN!!"""
"I got a joke for you. [The Bush Adminstration.]( http://youtu.be/92bEu7sQ5_Q)"
"NSFW - Getting a kiss might make your day, ... Getting a kiss might make your day, but getting anal will make your hole weak. Read this in a porta-poty at Roskilda music festival last week."
"Why don't you .... A husband asks his wife after sex ""Honey why don't you ever tell me when you are having an orgasm?"" She replies ""Well I would Dear but you are never home."""
"I buy my son a hot chocolate so after he quits burning his mouth I know mine is safe to drink."
"If you were a triangle youd be acute one."