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Joke of the Day
"Why do pirates have trouble walking? Arrrr-thritis"
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"Ice cubes are very badass I mean they float around their own blood"
"How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them? They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them."
"Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker."
"One of the babies on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey ICU baby, shaking that ass."
"What is a pirate's favorite element? Argon"
"What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common? A wet nose"
"""You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! ...Only Kidding! Welcome to Red Lobster, party of 2?"""
"From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!"
"Why does MLK only get one day, while sharks get an entire week? I guess it's because they're great whites..."