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Joke of the Day

"Why Did Donald Trump Get Fired When He Was a Carpenter? He wouldn't take down any walls."

"I'm against cloning. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Adam and Adam and Adam."

"""Matt, you just need to date the type of person that will always be there for you!"" [tries to date pizza] [gets friend calzoned]"

"Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days. That..that's it..."

"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI)"

"2 interesting facts about me * 1) My dick is not as big as a footlong at Subway * 2) I'm no longer allowed in Subway"

"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Easy. More traffic is going to hell."

"Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n"

"Why do people buy expensive rims? they're investing in wheel estate."

"This guy's shirt said 'blink if you want me' and now my eyes are watering and I need to close them but ohmygod you guys I DO NOT WANT HIM"