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Joke of the Day

"When I die I want to pass like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like the other people in his car."

"A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, ""Depends on what's in it for me."""

"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"

"Clearly Cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"I received a call from a charity asking me to donate clothes for starving people. Anyone who can fit into my clothes isn't starving!"

"Where do cousins come from? Ant holes"

"""Knock Knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Ghostbusters."" ""Ghostbusters who?"" ""Taco."" Courtesy of my 3-year-old."

"Why did the competitive deep-sea diver lose the big competition? He couldn't handle the pressure."

"Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology? Because it was a play on words."

"My friend told my that onion was the only food that made people cry.. So I threw a coconut at him"