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Joke of the Day
"Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology? Because it was a play on words."
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"My wife is leaving me I was having sex with her twin when she came in. I tried telling her I was doing it because thought it was her. She didn't buy it. It didn't help that his dick was in my ass."
"In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet."
"So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BAH DUM TSSH"
"Food choices How come almost everything that tastes good is bad and almost everything that tastes bad is good?"
"[walking on beach] [find bottle with message in it] Message: IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING? [another bottle with message washes against my feet]"
"The man who invented the jigsaw has died. May he rest in pieces."
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"Fifteen years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs and no hope."