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Joke of the Day

"Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping? Mu-tents"

"So proton calls up electron and says, ""Electron! It's proton, where the hell are you?"" And electron says, ""Um, I don't know. But I can tell you were I probably am!"""

"It's chilly this morning. I should let my nipples do the typing."

"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"

"You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think"

"A boob job sounds like the best job in the world."

"My dick is like my ring finger... Average in length and width and probably won't see much use until marriage."

"When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look."

"Have you ever heard about Mothers Against Drunk Driving's lesser known sister organization ""Fathers Against Drunk Driving""? Probably not, it didn't last very long, it was only a fad."

"I see there's going to be a new PeeWee Herman movie on Netflix. It's a good thing it won't be in theaters."