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Joke of the Day

"A boob job sounds like the best job in the world."

"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"The Best Sean Connery Joke In EXISTENCE! (Read in Mr. Connery's voice) Ash I wash walking through my houshe, a book fell on me. I had only myshelf to blame."

"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"

"playing too much GTA. starting to see traffic as ""options."""

"Isn't it nice that soon Justin Bieber will go through puberty, Twilight will end, & Mr.Potter's gone? Everything's going to be normal again"

"So glad Facebook has changed the layout again!! Said no one, ever..."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support they're going to think we're nuts!"

"Scientists have found out what a woman wants. But she had already changed her mind."

"Dads: what times your flight? Sons: 4pm Dads: id get there at 8am"