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Joke of the Day

"A boob job sounds like the best job in the world."

"How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds? He broke up with his girlfriend."

"""YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER"" - salt"

"Whoever called it a ""dust bunny"" was in a super good mood."

"What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer"

"I took a class on 'The Silence of the Lambs' It was a Hannibal lecture."

"Sorry, my dog ate your text message."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's like a really obscure number you have probably never heard of."

"I'm adopted and I'm glad my parents were at least honest enough to tell me. But why everyday?"

"Did you hear about the pyromaniac who was on the dating website? He was looking for the perfect match."