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Joke of the Day
".@LAPD My wife made hazelnut ""coffee"" with my coffee maker. Send all available units."
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"Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see ""Closed for Winter""."
"[NSFW] What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Nobody eats parsley."
"What kind of TV show do felines watch? Catoons"
"China and Russia are having a friendly discussion... Russia: ""I bet you couldn't kill that group of Buddhist monks over there"" China: ""Do you want Tibet?"""
"Got a hot new neighbor, I finally have something to look at with my night vision goggles besides raccoons."
"There was a mass sodomy at the McDonald farm. Everyone found out because the pig squealed."
"/u/ShittyJokeExplainBot , explain yourself."
"After eating four cans of alphabet soup I had a huge vowel movement. Ba-dum tss"
"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."