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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that God is rich? Yeah, back in Israel he made a prophet."

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"How do you find a blind man at a nude beach. It's not hard"
"Did you know how chinesse parents name their childs? They throw a tincan downstairs and take note how it sounds: ""Chin Tan Chung"""
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"Given the number of tampon's wrappers in our trash either my wife is searching for the 1 with a Golden Ticket or shit just got real."