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Joke of the Day

"I want to start a Precedents Day, but it's tough because there's never been one before."

"Was at the dentist the other day, he told me to say ""ahhhh"" I asked him why, he said his dog died - Tommy Cooper"

"I have a car! I had a car, Untill i woke up"

"It's funny how the Chinese are competing to win back medals they probably made a month ago!"

"My dentist isn't racist. He has loads of plaque friends."

"When Facebook moms post how they can't believe their kid is going into whatever grade, write ""No way! I thought for sure he'd be held back!"""

"Where did Abdelhamid Abaaoud do most of his craft shopping? Wahabi Lobby."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 189,463 times, you're the editor of HuffPo."

"Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding."

"The Asian Grading Scale is... A++ (100.01%+)=Average FA+ (0-100%)=Find new famaree who can accept your white peoples grade."