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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying? Put it bluntly."
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"I'm not really fan of gallows humor It just always leaves me hanging."
"I went to buy a Christmas tree today The cashier asked me, ""Will you be putting that up yourself?"" I reply, ""No you sick fuck I'll be putting it up in my living room!"""
"Lost three toes in a wood-chopping accident and my girlfriend dumped me Said she's lack-toes intolerant"
"What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book? Red hairing."
"Staying Positive Who needs anti depressants when you have a Van Der Graaf Generator"
"WHY DO BUGS KEEP FLYING AROUND YOU WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY TRYING TO KILL THEM"
"Latvians don't know Fonz... ...they don't have happy days."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a truck? The truck doesn't scream when you pump gas into it."