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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying? Put it bluntly."
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"A man walks in on his wife, an English professor, having sex with his buddy. Honey! How could you! Well.. I'm surprised! She responds: *I'm* surprised. *you* are *astonished*."
"Q: Why are crocodiles brown and flat? A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons."
"My roommate confronted me yesterday... Do you think I'm a nosy bastard? No! Of course not! Then why did you write that in your diary!"
"What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my face."
"If someone tells you he has a centrifuge on a submarine, don't believe him! It's a subterfuge..."
"Whats green and flies? Super Pickle"
"Yes Yes Yes !!! Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer."
"Am I annoying yet? How about now? Now? Now? Now? How about now? Now? Now? Now? Maybe now? Now? Now? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow?"
"Go to Amazon right now They have the best deals of the year right now"