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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my face."
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"I love Halloween It's the only time of the year I'm not questioned for giving out sweets to small children."
"Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night liquor....almost."
"Just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife. Best trade I've ever made"
"The worlds worst joke... EDIT: Thanks for the gold!"
"Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? They're Meteor!"
"I'm wearing black today so powdered sugar donuts seem like a solid choice."
"A feminist went to the police department. She said she wanted to file a report because someone called her fat. ""It's ok, just leave your thumb print on this broadsheet"""
"I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream."
"They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn't mean to eat it. I don't want to be a bug."