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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why are crocodiles brown and flat? A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons."
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"Bought a receiver for 99.75 $ yesterday Got a quarter back"
"Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case? because pipe clock would have just been stupid."