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Joke of the Day
"How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked? He fainted after the punch line."
Next Joke
"She left me 'cause of my obsession with double negatives. Guess she ain't never coming back."
"I just found out that my blood type is B negative. That's the worst one. My day is ruined."
"What did the computer say to the pirate? Want to date hot Russians!"
"A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."
"Happy April Fools Day! April Fools it's March 31st."
"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"
"Twelve years ago today, my brother gave me one of his kidneys. I still can't believe that he did it. I wasn't even sick."
"Why don't television shows say, ""You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?"""
"I just joined alcoholics anonymous I still drink, just use a different name"