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Joke of the Day
"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep making paintings of my parents fighting?"
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"What does a ghost pick out of his nose? Boo-gers"
"I hope one day they invent a car named ""The S-Car"" Because everyone will see it and say, ""Look at that S-Car go!"""
"He's Fat! He's Skinny! Two Brothers, TOO FUNNY! Adam Sandler AND Adam Sandler in ""Bud is Thicker than Walter!"""
"Have you ever had an Ethiopian breakfast? Neither have they."
"What did the pirate say to the prostitute? Thar she blows!"
"7: mommy can I play on your computer? Me: later 7: what do you mean by later? Me: I'm hoping you forget."
"OC Dr. Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty? Dalek themselves clean"
"Why are sinks depressed? People look down on them."
"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush."