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Joke of the Day
"How to you read a book? Just reddit."
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"I just heard my friend suffocated working at a nescafe factory. I was worried he suffered but luckily, it was instant."
"Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"2 cats are trying to cross a river... The first cat is named ""One Two Three"", and the second cat is named ""Un Deux Trois"". Only 1 survives, which one? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank."
"I need to thank the guy who honked while waiting for my parking spot for inspiring me to stay & write my memoirs in this Target parking lot."
"Two men are making love in a meadow, they both are struck by lightning and die. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because he already has his shit packed and ready to go."
"Babies are just people that haven't hurt your feelings yet."
"Redneck yoga. What did the redneck say to the yoga instructor when she asked him to leave the class? Nahimastay"
"Frozen ""I hate how everyone is obsessing over frozen. They really need to just let it go."""
"""Haha, you failed."" ""Yeah, so did your dads condom."""