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Joke of the Day

"*suddenly pulls away from kissing* BUT WHERE DOES THE STORK GET THE BABY FROM?!?"

"There was a kidnapping at school today. ... ... .... Everything's okay. He woke up."

"Me: WOW. Look at those legs! Her: Thank you. M: They'd look great around my neck! H: Hey! M: Wish I'd brought my saw. H: WHAT?!? M: Nothing."

"Mother: ""Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."" Girl: ""I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."""

"Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row? Because they don't believe in the KKK"

"I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer."

"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra."

"If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle Whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade."

"What did the dyslexic person worship? Santa."