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Joke of the Day

"A man came into the emergency room with six plastic toy horses in his ass... The doctors say his condition is stable."

"Lawyers have feelings too.. ...allegedly."

"So I Organized a three-way last night... There was a couple of no-shows, but overall, it worked out fine."

"Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout"

"A squirrel walks into a bar high on shrooms.... ...He looks at everybody and shouts: ""YOU'RE ALL FUCKING NUTS!"""

"I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."

"What does a guy with a 9"" cock have for breakfast? .. well this morning I had toast...."

"Every time I drink German beer I wake up with a really bad Hannover."

"What do you call a longshoreman who only unloads sugar substitutes? A steviadore."

"A Mexican and black person are in a car, who is driving? The cop"