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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me I don't understand irony.. ...Which is ironic because we were playing checkers."
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"A boy at church was asked if he knew what the resurrection was. ""Yes, and if it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor."""
"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"I nearly bought a car today but had a lucky escape when I checked the fine print I discovered it had driver aids ..!"
"My mating call in winter is just me shaving my legs."
"What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights? Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees."
"got a meat lover's pizza with the Works: freckles, man curds, leeches, clam clits, jowls, blood clots, charred nuggets, gristle, Megan"
"What does a drowning person looks like lol"
"Did you hear the one about Phillip Hughes? He was the first Australian to die of a bowler."
"Making writing mistakes is in my blood. Type O."