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Joke of the Day
"Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses? He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes."
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"How do you know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
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"Parkinson's My friend asked me the other day if I had any advice for dealing with Parkinson's, apparently 'just shake it off' wasn't the right answer."
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."
"I took a taste from the bag of white powder I found in my son's backpack and my worst fears were realized. Gymnastic chalk."
"If your best clothes proudly advertise Monster Energy Drink, you can't be left alone with your best looking cousin."
"My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I told him I'd start lying to my wife."
"Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends."
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