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Joke of the Day

"Roses are black... ...Violets are black, Everything is black, I'm Ray Charles."

"What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day? G u knit?"

"What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !"

"Tim Tebow is a lot like Mary because they're both virgins. But at least Mary was able to produce."

"I'm really irritated by people that are missing phalanges. I guess I'm lactose intolerant."

"Say what you want about pacifists"

"technically speaking being gay used to make me happy"

"Why are so many people caucusing for Hillary Clinton... They were inspired by Monica Lewinsky."

"A man knocked on my door this morning, asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... So I gave him a glass of water."

"What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together!"