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Joke of the Day
"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"
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"!False //It's funny because it's true."
"I don't always take the derivative of x^2.... But when I do, it's dos equis."
"Wine - you're gonna sleep good Beer - you're probably going to hit on your cousin. Whiskey - everyone will see your genitals."
"Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault."
"Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin."
"Knock Knock.... -Knock Knock... -Who's There -Panther -Panther who? -Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!"
"Donald Trump and Mike pence fall off a boat, neither of them can swim, who survives? AMERICA"
"5yo: I can't wear those socks today. They say Wednesday. Me: If anyone notices, tell them you're here from the future to save the world."
"How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."