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Joke of the Day

"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"

"Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass."

"Talking on your cell during church isn't good, but if you use blue tooth hands free they just think you've got the spirit."

"I was going to make a documentary about my sex life but somebody else snatched up the rights to the title. TROLLHUNTER"

"TIFU by disappointing a girl with my 3.2 incher. She didn't take American Express."

"I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!"

"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."

"Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer."

"A new joke really racist. Jews are so weak,that the only way for them to be fast is to inject them with salmon water.And they are so cheap that they think 1 penny is like 5 million dollars."

"What game did the Rabbi play with the Baby? PeekaJew"